September 8th 2008 05:52 am

Why You Should Give a Damn About Gay Marriage

It seems like a no-brainer to me.  This is America, and we should all have the same rights, responsibilities and obligations.  Why should I have access to 1,049 different Federal benefits just because I happened to have married a man?

And that bit about how gay marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?  Oh, puh-lease.  Like all the divorced heterosexuals in this country haven’t trashed it all to hell and back.  I honestly cannot see how any of my gay friend’s marriages affect my relationship with my husband.  Nope, just can’t see it.

Oh wait!  Maybe he’ll decide to divorce me and take up with that hunky guy down the street.

ROFLMAOPIMP!!

Whew.  Ok.  Now that I have my breath back and my ribs have stopped hurting from all that laughing, let me suggest you go read this book if you don’t think gay marriage is a big deal.  Cuz, you know, it is a big deal.

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